I heard a DJ play the great Luke Ski’s YODA (YMCA parody) but it was credited to “Weird Al Yankovich” really? NO. Are people that tag MP3s REALLY that stupid to think that EVERY song parody is Weird Al? This person didn’t even spell Al’s name right! IDIOT, it’s not Yankovich, it’s Yankovic, NOT Yankovich no ch! EVER. I won’t tell you what Luke Ski said he would do if you pronounced Al’s name that way.

Thanks a pant load to the losers spamming my Google Voice  number, with BS survey things and bogus collection calls!  That number is not listed anywhere, and it has belonged to me for a few years, and I did NOT fill out your survey.

Thanks a pant load to the semi that got too close on Baymeadows last Sunday, I slammed my Honda into a curb!

Thanks a pant load to the loser that hacked my iTunes account last Thursday, they had to disable it, now I can’t even get a free app! I also had to cancel my brand new debit card, so you can’t use it!

Thanks a pant load to PayPal for not letting me remove my canceled debit card because of a pending transaction that’s going to fail anyway!

Thanks a pant load to the guy that said the world would end, you’re an idiot!

I really needed more garbage to deal with.

The guy in the AT&T commercial, making dinner reservations on his phone, while on his phone, for his anniversary…

When there’s probably a computer, AND another phone close by, would be so much EASIER.